On the bus:
Elderly-looking but probably only in her mid-50s toothless woman (to no one in particular): I like to shop at Big Lots. Love my Big Lots. They got some good deals and some rip-offs. I can get my Lite Beer for $4 for a 6-pack.
You gotta be careful though. Or else you can leave with $100 of stuff you didn't intend on buying.